bunsen:

i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that 

Anonymous sent:

There's a legend that the Weasley twins left some spells hidden into the common room walls. If another asshole teacher like Umbridge happens to come to Hogwarts again, it's the destiny and the duty of the current pranksters to be able to reveal them and kick the teacher out of the school.

shouldnt:

They really need to make capri sun packs bigger.  I’m not fucking 7 anymore.  I am a grown man.  All I’m saying is that sometimes 6.5 fl. oz. just doesn’t cut it.